July 2012
June 2012
Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes,...
– Stephen King (via reclaimingslytherin)
Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
Me: Nine and three quarters
Friend:
Me:
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Step 3: Release your man-seed into her vagina garden.
– Riley McIlwain, How to make a baby!